Thus spake Roy Trumbull (roy547@netcom.com):
] Some years ago my son and his friend were playing an
] early Adventure on a TRS-80. The jewels to be collected
] were in a throne room at the edge of a cliff and the
] room was guarded by a bear. Using all the various tools,
] weapons, and spells at their command they were unable to
] get rid of the bear.
] This went on for some 20 minutes or so. Finally in
] frustration they entered: "Fuck bear!"
] The program's response was: "Bear is so startled it falls
] off cliff."